hi, I'm gay. and if you're here, you probably are too!
sorry if this is how you found out. pretty anticlimactic.

anyway here's the wikipedia bingo generator since right now other than the sparkle effect it's all that's really here!

article list taken from wikipedia's topic hierarchy
rules!
(feel free to make your own modifications. you can contact squinglest at gmail dot com if you want to tell me about how it goes or just let me know the silly articles you got!)
note: wikipedia is not, generally, safe for work. beware!
in my group we all press the random button a bit until we find a fun one to start on but you can also just pick a random one
look over the list with everyone. make sure none of them are things nobody can get
if nobody knows what something is, click a cell to regenerate it
go to bingosync.com and make a custom lobby set to lockout, and paste in the json by copying it to your clipboard!
click links from the starting article to reach a target article
you cannot use the little grey box that's on the side of many articles or the links at the top in italics
you have one free "random article" if you somehow get stuck in a certain type of wikipedia page. it's not very useful but it is funny
if someone else gets a bingo square first, you can't take it. if you get a bingo you win; otherwise it's whoever gets the most who wins
you cannot use the back button unless you manage to navigate to wiktionary or some other website that's not main wikipedia
have fun!